Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Such haukes, such hounds, and such a leman

this?" "It certainly does. An explorer called Alfred Wegener wintered not fifty miles from here in 1930-1, and the temperature dropped by 85 degrees below zero117 degrees of frost. And that may have been a warm winter, for all we know." I gave some time to allow this cheering item of information to sink in, then continued. "Well, that's us. Miss LeGardeMarie LeGardeneeds no introduction from anyone." A slight murmur of surprise and turning of heads showed that I wasn't altogether right. "But that's all I know, I'm afraid." "Corazzini," the man with the cut brow offered. The white bandage, just staining with blood, was in striking contrast to the receding dark hair. "Nick Corazzini. Bound for Bonnie Scotland, as the travel posters put it." "Holiday?" "No luck." He grinned. "Taking over the new Global Tractor Company outside Glasgow. Know it?" "I've heard of it. Tractors, eh? Mr Corazzini, you may be worth your weight in gold to us yet. We have a broken-down elderly tractor outside that can usually only be started by repeated oaths and assaults by a four-pound hammer." "Well." He seemed taken aback. "Of course, I can try" "I don't suppose you've actually laid a finger on a tractor for many years," Marie LeGarde interrupted shrewdly. "Isn't that it, Mr Corazzini?" "Afraid it is," he admitted ruefully. "But in a situation like this I'd gladly lay my hands on another one." "You'll have your chance," I promised him. I looked at the man beside him. "Smallwood," the minister announced. He rubbed his thin white hands constantly to drive the cold away. "The Reverend Joseph Smallwood. I'm the Vermont delegate to the international General Assembly of the Unitarian and Free United Churches in London. You may have heard of itour biggest conference in many years?" "Sorry." I shook my head. "But don't let that disturb you. Our paper boy misses out occasionally. And you, sir?" "Solly Levin. Of New York City," the little man in the check jacket added unnecessarily. He reached up and laid a proprietary arm along the broad shoulders of the young man beside him. "And this is my boy, Johnny." "Your boy? Your son?" I fancied I could see a slight resemblance. "Perish the thought," the young man drawled. "My name is Johnny Zagero. Solly is my manager. Sorry to introduce a discordant note into company such as this"his eyes swept over us, dwelt significantly longer on the expensive young lady by his side "but magnet damage to digital camera I'm in the way of being a common or garden pugilist. That means 'boxer', Solly." "Would you listen to him?" Solly Levin implored. He stretched his clenched fists heavenwards. "Would you just listen to him? 'pologisin'. Johnny Zagero, future heavyweight champion, apologisin' for being a boxer. The white hope for the world, that's all. Rated number three challenger to the champ. A household name in all" "Ask Dr Mason if he's ever heard of me," Zagero suggested. "That means nothing," I smiled. "You don't look like a boxer to me, Mr Zagero. Or sound like one. I didn't know it was included in the curriculum at Yale. Or was it Harvard?" "Princeton," he grinned. "And what's so funny about that? Look at Tunney and his Shakespeare. Roland La Starza was a college boy when he fought for the world title. Why not me?" "Exactly." Solly Levin tried to thunder the word, but he hadn't the voice for it. "Why not? And when we've carved up this British champ of yoursa doddery old character rated number two challenger by one of the biggest injustices ever perpetrated in the long and glorious history of boxin"when we've massacred this ancient has-been, I say" "All right, Solly," Zagero interrupted. "Desist. There's not a press man within a thousand miles. Save the golden words for later." "Just keepin' in practice, boy. Words are ten a penny. I've got thousands to spare" Tousands, Solly, t'ousands. You're slippin*. Now shut up." Solly shut up, and I turned to the girl beside Zagero. "Well, miss?" "Mrs. Mrs Dansby-Gregg. You may have heard of me?" "No." I wrinkled my brow. "I'm afraid I haven't." I'd heard of her all right, and I knew now that I'd seen her name and picture a score of times among those of other wealthy unemployed and unemployable built up by the tongue-in-the-cheek gossip columnists of the great national dailies into an ersatz London society whose frenetic, frequently moronic and utterly unimportant activities were a source of endless interest to millions. Mrs Dansby-Gregg, I seemed to recall, had been particularly active in the field of charitable activities, although perhaps not so in die production of the balance sheets. She smiled sweetly

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